你很像一款游戏，我的世界。
You are like a game, my world.
从今以后我只能称呼你为您了，因为，你在我心上。
From now on, I can only call you as you, because, you in my heart.
我是可爱的小姑娘，你是可爱。
I am a lovely little girl, you are lovely.
今天买了一瓶油，叫爱老虎油。
Today I bought a bottle of oil, called tiger Oil.
你知道我姓什么吗？看见你之后我幸福。
Do you know my last name? I'm happy to see you.
我觉得你长得像我的亲戚，我妈的儿媳妇。
I think you look like my relative, my mother's daughter-in-law.
她们都很迷人，我不一样，我烦人。
They're both attractive. I'm different. I'm annoying.
我本来是要行走江湖的，但看见你我觉得我可以停一停。
I was going to walk around the world, but I saw you and I thought I could stop.
做腻了小仙女，想做你女朋友。
Tired of little fairies, want to be your girlfriend.
我喜欢你，开玩笑的，我爱你。
I like you. I'm kidding. I love you.
你猜我想喝什么？我想呵护你。
Guess what I want to drink? I want to protect you.
有种手机省电的方式你知道是什么吗？你在我身边。
There's a way to save power on your cell phone. You know what it is? You're here for me.
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