好懷念以前瘦的時候啊,那時候我只有五斤。
I miss the time when I was thin before, when I was only five catties.
想我了就抱抱空氣,畢竟我的可愛無處不在。
Hug the air when you miss me, after all, my cuteness is everywhere.
我把所有的細節都給了你,你卻說我不是迪迦給不了你想要的光。
I gave you all the details, but you said that I am not Tiga and cannot give you the light you want.
事後諸葛亮,事前豬一樣。
Zhuge Liang afterwards, the same as pigs beforehand.
你難過了一定要跟我講,讓我知道你也有今天。
You must tell me if you are sad and let me know that you have today.
別老給那女的發信息,給我也發幾條。
Don't keep sending messages to that woman, send me a few too.
我有什麼缺點你儘管說,我加倍放大給你看。
If you have any shortcomings, please tell me, I will double it and show it to you.
上了這麼多學卻什麼也沒學會,請叫我白學公主。
After learning so much but not learning anything, please call me princess Baixue.
他們說在喜歡的人面前會變笨,難道我喜歡上作業了?不可能啊……
They say they become dumb in front of people they like. Do I like homework? impossible……
教給大家一個節省時間的小技巧,每次攢兩件難過的事一起哭。
Teach everyone a time-saving trick, and cry together every time you save two sad things.
長記性了,用鋼筆請不要轉!這臉洗不乾淨了……
Long memory, please don't turn it with a pen! This face can't be cleaned...
今天熬的夜,總有一天要用禿頭來還。
I stayed up all night today, and one day I will pay it back with baldness.
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