會就是會，不會就是不會，你們約會是什麼意思。
Yes, yes, no, no, what do you mean by dating?
不得不承認，心情不好的時候我還是喜歡看帥哥。
I have to admit that I still like to see handsome guys when I am in a bad mood.
我會一直單身，證明男人沒用。
I will always be single to prove that men are useless.
朋友圈發自拍不要太過分，我們可是見過面的。
Don’t take selfies too much in the Moments of Friends, we have met each other.
別惹我，惹急了我什麼都做的出來，除了數學題。
Don't mess with me, I can do everything except math.
我們是好朋友，你摔倒了我會扶你，但是你要等我先笑完。
We are good friends, I will help you if you fall, but you have to wait until I finish laughing.
風好大，吹亂了我的秀髮 ，吹落了你的假髮。
The wind was so strong that it messed up my hair and blown off your wig.
摸了摸自己的腿毛，有點扎手或許這就是扎女吧！
I touched my leg hair, a little pricked my hands. Maybe this is the prickly girl!
不是很喜歡今天的你了，昨天很喜歡，明天看心情。
I don't like you very much today. I liked you very much yesterday. It depends on your mood tomorrow.
我跟你說過多少次了啊，抱怨沒用，你得抱我。
How many times have I told you, complaining is useless, you have to hug me.
遇見你，心裡那頭老鹿抽著煙對我說：可以撞一下試試。
When I met you, the old deer in my heart smoked a cigarette and said to me: You can try it.
你穿的再多心裡沒我，照樣凍死你。
No matter how much you wear, you will die without me in your heart.
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